With all the schlepping I am doing lately, I figured it would be nice to get at least some kind of credit for it. So I donned Tom’s cast-off first-generation Fitbit.
It’s great to get that little party on your wrist when you’ve taken 10,000 steps in a day. In the past couple weeks, I’ve been able to hit the target even before my official workout.
I noticed something strange, though. I’d push Tom to hell and back in his wheelchair, but the Fitbit would only register a few steps.
Then I realized: The Fitbit doesn’t actually measure strides. It measures arm swings.
When you’re pushing a wheelchair, your arm doesn’t swing. No arm motion = no step.
This is a particularly cruel negation of effort when you are pushing a wheelchair with a 200-pound man in it up a steep slope, as I’ve done from the condo twice now.
Swimming also doesn’t count, since my Fitbit is only water-resistant, not waterproof. The workaround is to put it in a waterproof wrap, but then you have to somehow fasten it to your arm. I tried it with a waterproof snorkeling wallet, but it was so annoying to deal with that flapping around that I gave up.
There’s a way to add exercise to your daily activity through your dashboard app, and that’s how I get some credit for calories burned while swimming, but it still doesn’t count as “steps.”
Also, “pushing a wheelchair uphill” isn’t on the autofill list for exercise, remarkably enough. Just dumb stuff like “weights” and “elliptical.”
If you want to make up for this flaw in Fitbit technology, you can still get credit if you just flap your arm, or conduct an imaginary orchestra, or practice your skills at American Sign Language.
Or you can lie in bed moving your forearm rapidly as you … well, this blog is for general readership and I don’t want to offend anyone, so I’ll just leave it to your imagination.
But only do it for as long as you pushed a wheelchair today. Otherwise, it’s cheating.
Today’s penny is a 2015, the year Fitbit went public in a $4.1 billion IPO, eight years after it first came to market.
I think you should make them aware of their Fitbit faux pas, and add the wheel chair to the list . Amazing it only counts if you are swinging your arms!
I know: Let’s make this post go viral and maybe THAT will get their attention!
You have to be careful not to carry anything in that hand or hold the dog’s leash in that hand. Otherwise no credit!
ALSO unfair!!!!
My daughter puts hers in a case which hooks on her shoelaces. Then it counts her steps.
Oh, that’s a good one!!!
I square dance, and half our movements are with our arms fairly motionless, so my step count was never accurate. I Googled the problem (of course), and most people’s solution is to put the Fitbit in your pocket. That seems to solve the problem. Not much help if you want to tell time or see who’s calling, but since I can’t answer the phone while I’m dancing anyway…
I used to have Ken’s old black Jawbone UP, size large, and I wore it around my ankle. That worked great, but I was frequently asked when my parole was up.
LOL!! Yes, you SO look like a jailbird 🙂